ABOUT

Tom Padovano has been writing and performing clean comedy for over 25 years. He has performed at weddings, comedy clubs, on cruise ships, private parties, and places beyond description!

He has sold over 1,000 jokes to comedians, professional speakers, publications, and more. Need that perfect wedding toast written for you? Wedding vows? Any kind of speech? Tom can do it!

He has also taught humor writing and performance at The Discovery Center in New York City, and lectured on comedy at the Las Vegas International Ventriloquist Convention.

He has written two joke books, and has sold scripts, skits, and song parodies.

Writing Samples

I had a feeling the last marriage I was at wouldn’t last, because on the top of the wedding cake were three figures. The bride, the groom, and the bride’s attorney!

When I was 7 I said, “Mom, am I adopted? She said, “I’m working on it, I’M WORKING ON IT!”

My Uncle Deepo was at the wedding. He said, “Tom, if someone steals your joy, use a different dishwashing liquid!”

My Uncle Chooch was at the wedding. He was in a good mood because after 18 years, he finally got his birthday wish— parole!